1. Pilot

In this pilot we meet Al and Peg Bundy, a very dysfunctional Chicago family. In the pilot, Al and Peg, who have no friends, meet their new neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Steve and Marcy are a very happily married couple until they learn from the Bundy's.

2. Thinnergy

Marcy gives Peggy the book "Thinnergy", which is a book about health. Very inspired by the book, Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the family to join in, but they refuse. When the diet makes Peggy really annoying, Steve convinces Al to join the diet, and persuades Peggy to quit.

3. But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

The Bundy's and the Rhoades hear of crime in the neighborhood. Al buys a gun, and the Rhoades buy a dog. Al hears a noise and accidentally kills the dog, thinking it was a burglar.

4. Whose Room is it Anyway?

Steve and Marcy plan on adding another room to their house with their tax refund. Al tries to coax Steve into building a pool room, while Peg and Marcy decide on an exercise room. Who will win?

5. Have You Driven a Ford Lately

Al and Steve draw closer together when they try to restore a 1965 Mustang. Peg and Marcy on the other hand can't stop from despising their husbands.

6. Sixteen Years and What Do You Get 

Al is unable to purchase a gift for Peg on their 16th wedding anniversary as his credit card seemed to be maxed out.

7. Married ... Without Children  

In an attempt to spice up their marriage, Al and Peg check in at a hotel, while Steve and Marcy baby-sit Bud and Kelly. The Rhoades learn that babysitting the young Bundy's is a mistake when the kids turn their home into a rioting party.

8. The Poker Game  

Al invites Steve to play poker, but Steve ends up losing his paycheck to Al. Afraid to tell Marcy the truth, Steve tries to convince Peggy to give him the check back.

9. Peggy Sue Got Work  

Peg wants a VCR and Al won't get it for her. She ends up working at a department store for money, which disrupts her and Al's relationship.

10. Al Loses His Cherry  

Al spends some time at Luke Ventura's apartment after running out from a fight with Peg.

11. Nightmare on Al's Street  

Steve is away on business and Marcy is having sexual fantasies with Al involuntarily. Marcy becomes so disgusted and she tells Peg, who tries to give her tips on how to avoid them.

12. Where's the Boss  

After thinking that his boss is dead, Al tries to find another job unless he gets some appreciation and credit for his work.

13. Johnny Be Gone  

Al and Peggy delay going to a closing of their favorite hamburger joint when Bud and Kelly run into a problem. Meanwhile, Steve and Marcy prepare a party for some executive big-shots.

14. Poppy's By the Tree (1)  

In the second season opener, the Bundy's go to a sleazy, dumpy motel in Dumpwater Florida. Trouble heads their way when an axe murderer, who hates tourists, arrives.

15. Poppy's By the Tree (2)  

Peg is kidnapped by the axe murderer and it's up to Al to save her.

16. If I Were a Rich Man  

Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank and the next day, one million dollars is reported missing. Peg and the kids hear about it and worship Al thinking that he stole the money and that they are now a wealthy family.

17. Buck Can Do It  

One of the Bundy's neighbors threaten to sue when Buck the dog mates with their dog, and asks the Bundy's to neuter Buck, which Al refuses to do.

18. Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1)  

Marcy and Steve have a fight, which leads to Marcy joining Peggy and her friends going to a strip club, where Marcy accidentally loses her wedding ring... down a stripper's pants.

19. Girls Just Want to Have Fun (2)  

A stripper shows up at Al's with Marcy's wedding ring. Al convinces Steve to make Marcy feel guilty about losing it, and confronts Peg about what she was doing at the strip club.

20. For Whom the Bell Tolls  

The phone company cuts off the phone service to the Bundy household after Al refuses to pay for a phone call he did not make. This annoys Peggy, Kelly, and the rest of the neighborhood.

21. Born to Walk  

Al fails his test for renewing his license on the same day Kelly gets hers.

22. Alley of the Dolls  

Peg meets and old rival from high school and their two families face off at a bowling match to see who the real loser is. With the Bundy team being one player short, Steve has to step in to help.

23. The Razor's Edge  

A fight with Marcy about his newly grown beard makes Steve spend a few nights at the Bundy household, which everyone is happy about, except Peggy and Marcy.

24. How do You Spell Revenge?  

Al tries to improve Peg's softball skills while Kelly's boyfriend asks her to prove her love to him by getting a tattoo.

25. Earth Angel  

Bud meets a 21 year old art student in the park and brings her to the Bundy household. Everybody seems to like her but Marcy, who plans to get rid of her.

26. You Better Watch Out  

This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property ... dead.

27. Guys and Dolls  

Al and Steve have to go out to the streets looking for Marcy's old Barbie doll, that they traded for two rare baseball cards, not knowing that Marcy wanted to keep the doll.

28. Build a Better Mousetrap  

A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to tear the house down and damage it to shreds.

29. Master the Possibilities  

When the mailman delivers a credit card pre-approved for Buck the Dog, the Bundy's go on a spending spree.

30. Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, Yeah  

On Valentines Day, Bud awaits his first Valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say "I Love you" to her.

31. The Great Escape  

The Bundy home is fumigated for termites, forcing the family to spend the night in the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly tends to sneak out to get to a rock concert.

32. Im-Po-Dent  

Marcy dents Steve's new Mercedes and heavily regrets it. Revenge brings brings Steve to claim she made him impotent and he uses her as his personal servant.

33. Just Married ... With Children  

Having filled in an application for the Rhoades' to be on a game show, Al and Peg appear on the game show for newlyweds - "How Do I Love Thee", portraying Steve and Marcy.

34. Father Lode  

Al tries to keep his race track winnings a secret, while Peg starts taking money from Al's wallet.

35. All in the Family  

Peg's hillbilly relatives from Wanker county pay a visit. Fighting uncles, singing triplet aunts, whose showbiz career is threatened by Al's imputes, and Al is trying all he can to watch the John Wayne film "Hondo."

36. He Thought He Could  

In the third season opener, Al learns that he have had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat Librarian that was there in 1957.

37. I'm Going to Sweatland  

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

38. Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)  

A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

39. The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)  

A nice weekend away for the Rhoades and the Bundy's turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

40. A Dump of My Own  

Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

41. Her Cups Runneth Over  

Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

42. The Bald and the Beautiful  

Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

43. The Gypsy Cried  

When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

44. Requiem for a Dead Barber  

Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

45. I'll See You in Court  

The Bundy's and the Rhoades sue a motel after Al and Peg discovers that the motel taped the Rhoades having sex.

46. Eatin' Out  

The Bundy's inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It's up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.

47. My Mom, the Mom  

Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

48. Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)  

Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

49. A Three Job, No Income Family  

Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

50. The Harder They Fall  

Steve fears he will get beaten up after Peg gives a man "the finger", while Steve is driving.

51. The House That Peg Lost  

Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steve's Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundy's - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

52. Married ... with Prom Queen (1) 

Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.

53. Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)  

Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election... will she win?

54. The Dateless Amigo  

Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

55. The Computer Show

Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.